“I am hungry.”  
“I am bored.”
“When is lunch?”
“I don’t know…”
“Can we have ramen?”  
“No.”  
“Why?”  
“Because.”
“Because why?”
  “Because I said so.”
“That’s not good enough.”
“That’s a perfectly good reason.”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Because I like cupcakes.”
“That doesn’t make any sense.”  
“Sure it does.”  
“How so?”
“Because squirrels are awesome.”
“How does that work?!”  
“Potato.”
“You’re killing me here.”  
“Can I come?”
“Come where?”  
“To your funeral.”  
“WHAT?!”  
“Will there be free food?”  
“I’m not dead!”
“Yet”. *shifty eyes*
“ …!”  
“Joking.”
“Don’t do that ever again.”
“Do what?”  
“That.”
“What’s ‘that’?”
  “Stop that!!”
“Stop what?”
“THAT!!”
“That?”  
“Yes that!!”
“I can’t stop ‘that’ if I don’t know what ‘that’ is.”
“AAAHHH!!!”
“My ears!”  
“You’re insane.”  
“Oh, that makes sense.”  
“What does?”  
“For one voice to tell the other that.”  
“Huh?”
“I figure that if we’re voices in someone’s head, that they’re insane, making us both  insane.”  
“…”
“What?”  
“When do you have time to think about this?”  
“About what?”
*sigh* “Never mind.”  
“Okies, so can we have ramen now?”  
“NO.”   
“WHY?!”  
“Because it’s two in the morning!”  
“So?”
“The answer is no.”  
“How about now?”  
“No.”
“Now?”
“The answer is still no.”  
“Pwease?”  
“Pwease??”  
“Yep.”  
“Riiiiight.”  
“What?”  
“I’m leaving now.”  
“Okies, I’ll come too!!”   
“No!”  
“Oh mah GORSH you are negative!!”  
“Am not.”
“Are too.”  
“No!”  
“There’s that word again.”  
“Shove it!”  
“Nope.”
“Why can’t you just leave me alone?!”   
“Because.”  
“Because why??”  
“Because I—oh look, a cookie!!”  
“No sugar for you!!”  
“I luurrvve cookies!”
“That’s why you can’t have it!!”
“That’s mean…”  
“I don’t care!”  
“Pessimistic  meanie!!”
“Oh, a meanie, am I?”
  “Yesh.”  
“I’ll show you mean!!”
“EEEK!!”  
*WUMP*
*THUD*
  Silence…

THE END